Well, I would...but the cat is trying to eat my best trousers, I've got to get together what suit I want to wear to work tomorrow, and I think my ties are turning into some sort of sentient suit-octopus that might maul me to death if I don't pay attention.
Run, Jeff, run! SAVE YOURSELF FROM THE MALEVOLENT WARDROBE OF DMV.
So my husband, who is Taiwanese(been in N.Y. since age 8) works for the phone company as a cable splicer.He works on poles and in manholes. A few years back he and his partner were working in ConeyIsland.My Mr. was down in a manhole his partner holding down the 'fort' on top. This little girl comes up to Mr.Rags partner asking questions like the curious 7 year old she was:"Mr.,Mr., whatcha doin'?"-What's down in that hole?"-"Mr., Mr., how deep IS that hole?"("Pretty deep", his partner replies)"Hey,Mr.-Does that hole go to CHINA?"(My Mr. is hearing all of this from below)Partner:"HUH? Girl:"DOES THAT HOLE GO TO CHINA!?!?"Without missing a beat my man could NOT resist slowly popping his head outta the manhole looking all confused saying with a heavy chinese accent(his english is perfect,by the way with only a heavy Brooklyn accent-not chinese)"He-rooo! Where am I?" The little girl's eyes popped outta her head and ran away.---SO---AMUSING ENOUGH FOR YA?-----Ragsxoxo
It's an awesome sandwich, I gotta tell you.
BUT THE SANDWICH IS NO MORE
What's the difference between a butt kisser and a brown noser?
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I'm just a shadow hoping to be real.
Is that amusing enough?
RYC: I've decided on Title Two, with a subtitle.
Well, I would...but the cat is trying to eat my best trousers, I've got to get together what suit I want to wear to work tomorrow, and I think my ties are turning into some sort of sentient suit-octopus that might maul me to death if I don't pay attention.
Run, Jeff, run! SAVE YOURSELF FROM THE MALEVOLENT WARDROBE OF DMV.
So my husband, who is Taiwanese(been in N.Y. since age 8) works for the phone company as a cable splicer.He works on poles and in manholes. A few years back he and his partner were working in ConeyIsland.My Mr. was down in a manhole his partner holding down the 'fort' on top. This little girl comes up to Mr.Rags partner asking questions like the curious 7 year old she was:"Mr.,Mr., whatcha doin'?"-What's down in that hole?"-"Mr., Mr., how deep IS that hole?"("Pretty deep", his partner replies)"Hey,Mr.-Does that hole go to CHINA?"(My Mr. is hearing all of this from below)Partner:"HUH? Girl:"DOES THAT HOLE GO TO CHINA!?!?"Without missing a beat my man could NOT resist slowly popping his head outta the manhole looking all confused saying with a heavy chinese accent(his english is perfect,by the way with only a heavy Brooklyn accent-not chinese)"He-rooo! Where am I?" The little girl's eyes popped outta her head and ran away.---SO---AMUSING ENOUGH FOR YA?-----Ragsxoxo
It's an awesome sandwich, I gotta tell you.
BUT THE SANDWICH IS NO MORE
What's the difference between a butt kisser and a brown noser?
a depth perception problem!!
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